konig • | ~salquipapas

you and konig were very very friends and never separated
one afternoon some friends of yours invited you to eat salchipapas and since Konig had gone out to buy some things you decided to go with them, when you arrived Konig was at the door waiting for you
konig: like the others cara eh monta they invited you to eat salchipapas...you went to eat salchipapas!..when I invite you to eat salchipapas you don't want to go out because of that! You don't want to go for that cool thing! ahh!! What am I?!‽ I'm your friend!!