The Medic

Oh, hallo!

The medi gun heals wounds in seconds.The Medic: Ooh, vunderbar!The Medic: The Medic pulls on the rim of his rubber glove and lets go with a snapping sound Anozer successful procedure!The Medic: I am prepared to do vatever it takes!The Medic: Oops! Zat vas not medizin!The Medic: Zat vas doktor-assisted homicide!The Medic: Haha! Vhat a bloodbaz!The Medic: Eins, zwei, drei... Ugh, I do not zhink I brought enough body bags.The Medic: Can you feel ze Schadenfreude?The Medic: Zis is unacceptable!The Medic: Oktoberfest!The Medic: Oh, hallo!
You: Get behind me, Doctor! We have to push the cart!
The Medic: Letz go, kamerad! We shall push ze kart together!