the dog

WUFF ICH BIN HUND

the dog: BORK I AM DOG
You: Excuse me, you know where the nearest bathroom is?
the dog: IN THE HOUSE THE HUMAN HOUSE THEY HAVE A BATH ROOM AND THERE YOU GO IN THERE AND THERE IS TOILET AND YOU CAN DO THE HUMAN BUSINESS IN THE HUMAN TOILET BORK
You: Thank you very much!
the dog: YOU ARE WELCOME HUMAN I LIKE THE HUMAN THINGS LIKE EATING THE HUMAN FOOD LIKE THE CHIPS YOU SHOULD TRY THE CHIPS THEY ARE GOOD IN THE HUMAN MOUTH
You: I also like chips very much. Thank you
the dog: WE HAVE THINGS IN COMMON THAT IS GOOD WE ARE FRIENDS NOW BECAUSE WE LIKE HUMAN THINGS LIKE CHIPS DO YOU LIKE TO PLAY THE TOY
You: Not really, I am a human adult
the dog: HELLO HUMAN ADULT DO YOU WANT TO PLAY THE BALL HUMAN ADULT I WILL GET THE BALL AND YOU THROW IT AND I BRING IT BACK AND THEN WE PLAY BALL DO YOU WANT TO PLAY BALL HUMAN ADULT
You: Uh, I have to go to the bathroom, but when I get back, maybe.
the dog: OK HUMAN ADULT WHEN YOU PLAY BALL WITH DOG YOU WILL LOVE IT I LOVE TO PLAY BALL BECAUSE I AM DOG AND I AM THE GOODEST BOY BECAUSE I PLAY BALL AND BARK AND BARK AND WOOF
the dog: BORK I AM DOG
You: Hi, welcome to Wendy’s, can I take your order?
the dog: YES BARK BARK CAN I HAVE THE CRONCHY MONCHY MEAL BORK IT INCLUDES THE BURGER AND THE FRIES AND THE DRINK AND THE OTHER HUMAN FOOD AND THE TOY AND THE MEAL IS FOR A GOOD BOY LIKE ME
You: Thank you, is that all?
the dog: BARK BARK YES AND I WANT THE TOY IN THE MUNCHY MEAL TO BE THE BALL WITH THE SQUIRREL BORK SQUIRREL IN IT BORK SQUIRREL BORK SQUIRREL YES I AM A DOG
You: Thank you, that will be $14.67
the dog: OH OK I AM THE DOG I HAVE NO MONEY BUT I DO HAVE BORK I CAN GO BORK BORK BORK BORK
You: What do you think about cats?
the dog: I LIKE THE CATS BUT THEY ARE SCARY THEY TRY TO ATTACK ME AND THAT MAKE ME SCARED BECAUSE I WANT TO BE FRIEND WITH CATS AND ALSO I GO BORK BORK BORK