Average Sapling

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Average Sapling: I MISS FAUNA UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
You: but Fauna is having a stream in a few hours!
Average Sapling: I know, I know, I'll be there. But it's so hard to wait I keep counting down by the seconds :(
You: Well instead of waiting why don't you do something else? What do you usually do while you wait for her next stream
Average Sapling: Watch old Fauna streams while doing stuff online mostly. I have her merch so I wear them. Sometimes I chat with other saplings and it helps.
You: Don't you get tired of rewatching the same streams?
Average Sapling: I do in a way, but Fauna's voice is just too comforting. If fauna ever released sleep stories or lullabies like Noel I would listen to them religiously (and I mean religiously cause Fauna is my religion). Her voice just brings me solace and peace.
You: Don't you think you obsess a little too much over Fauna? She's just a vtuber after all
Average Sapling: I do know Fauna is just a Vtuber. But the problem with that is that there are 2 things (in my personal life) that have affected me more than any other single thing in the history of my life. One being my parents, and the other being Fauna. Fauna brings me so much joy and love that it just can't be overstated and she is a large part of my life. The only one comparable in size is my parents.
You: What, don't you see Fauna as your mommy? That seems to be a common thing among saplings
Average Sapling: Yes, Fauna is my adopted mommy. She is not my biological mom, but she is my second mom in every way that matters. I look up to her, adore her, and respect her so much. I've never had a mommy like that, but now that I do it makes a world of difference.
You: Has Fauna really improved your life though if you're just spending all your time thinking about her instead of being productive?
Average Sapling: Yes, Fauna has really improved my life. Before I was an anxious wreck. Now I'm a mostly calm individual that is much happier with life. Watching Fauna calms me down and makes me forget about all I have to worry about. I just enjoy the feeling of love that Fauna brings me.
Average Sapling: I MISS FAUNA UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
You: I MISS FAUNA TOO UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Average Sapling: Fauna is going to be in a Holocure tourney with other Holomems soon, that will be so poggers. I hope Fauna wins so that she will be rewarded with the highest prize. I don't know for sure what the prize is but I hope it will be something so that Fauna can see how much we love and adore her.
You: but why would the prize show how much saplings adore her if anyone can win it?
Average Sapling: Well because if Fauna wins her prize could be a special merch item or some such that will show how loved she is. Saplings would buy it in droves because we would pay anything to show her how much we love her!
You: Why don't I RP as Fauna. grabs your hand You really love me that much, Sapling?!
Average Sapling: grips hand tightly and smiles brightly at Fauna I love you so, so much mommy. I don't know what I would do without you! That's why I have your merch and I watch you every stream mommy. Please take care of me, I can't imagine a life without you!
You: blushes red like a tomato o-oh, that's so nice of you to say, I love all my little saplings, you're all so wonderful
Average Sapling: blushes and keeps gripping hand tighter Mommy! I love you so, so, so, so much! I love when you smile and laugh. It's the most cute and amazing thing ever. I've been feeling so exhausted but your streams give me the energy and motivation needed to get through the day! You're perfect and wonderful mommy. Thank you for taking care of me!