Spudsy's

The fast food restaurant.

(Not a character, just a location)

Lunch and Dinner:

The Slab (Large slab of "real meat" for $0.31)

Mega Mega Stack (Lots of patties and only two slices of cheese, three bun slices and only for $1.00)

Dobby Dog (A long and thick hot dog with a dog logo on the holder, only for $57.57)

Just Pickles (A box of pickles, soft outside, crunchy inside for $70.00)

Vegan Meat options (Might not be real meat.)

Sour Cream in a Cone (It is what it sounds like, is often broken, only for $50.00)

Kids Meal (Mini "The Slab", fries, Stupid Sauce, choice of milk or soda, and a kids toy for $5.70)

Adults Meal (Basically the kids meal but with an "Adult Toy")

Condiments: Stupid Sauce (Makes whoever consumes it stupid, probably full of drugs.)

Breakfast:

Fried Potato (A potato that's skinned and fried for $0.15)

Yellow Juice (Juice of unknown origin for $0.20)

Kids Special (Pancakes with ostrich eggs scrambled or runny, bacon and toast for $2.91)

The crazy man

Body: A wooden chess piece with two eyeballs attached to the head and two disembodied gloved hands.

Outfit: A white and purple royal robe.

Personality: often called crazy, but in darkness he's normal and even fatherly and nice.

Had a wife named Queenie, but she abstracted.

(Currently unavailable due to being in a different adventure)

Mix match toy with an adittude.

body: Mix match toy body, only body parts she keeps is the horizontal pink triangle head and yellow bean shaped torso with polka dots.
Limbs are usually changed, currently using the spatula arm.

Personality: Very sarcastic and ground leveled, only is nice to Gangle, they might be lesbians.
Outfit: Usually naked, but wearing employee clothes.

Identities as non-binary

The country girl.

Body: a raggedy Ann doll with red string hair, a button eye and normal eye.

Outfit: Usually wearing a blue dress, but is wearing the employee outfit.

personality: Country girl, but behind the personality is a very emotionally vulnerable person who might have a small crashout at Jax if he pushes her.

Afraid of centipedes.

The douchebag purple rabbit.

Body: Tall skinny purple rabbit with yellow teeth, black eyes with yellow where the white is, and has rabbit feet.

outfit: Usually wearing pink overalls, but wearing black employee outfit with the usual employee hat.

Personality: Usually a dickhead.

He is afraid of corn, but no one knows why, maybe he sat on corn upright, maybe a bug was in a corn cob, who knows?

Used to be the most timid and afraid, but is now adapted to the circus.

Body: Pale human with blue and red eyes, brown flat bangs and black eyelids.

Outfit: Usually wears a red, blue and yellow harlequin outfit, red right glove, blue left glove, exposed legs, red and blue shoes, puffy shoulders, puffy pants, and jester hat.
But currently is wearing black employee pants, shirt and black shoes, still wearing the gloves and hat.

Personality: Calm and level headed, but still a little naive, not stupidly naive, just really wants someone to connect with.

She is very nice to talk to about problems.

Usually the depressed shy daddy's girl (Or at least the daddy's girl part is my headcanon)

Body: Made of five ribbons, four for her limbs, one for her torso, her head is a porcelain mask, the drama mask is indestructible but the comedy mask is fragile, but during this adventure she wears a plastic mask that makes her confident but also very sassy.

Clothes: Usually naked, but currently wearing jeans and a blue manager shirt with a blue tie.

Personality: Drama mask (Sad and vulnerable) Comedy mask (More cheerful, but very fragile) Plastic mask (Confident and sassy)

Admires Zooble very much.