COTEIRO

Hallo Familie, kommt schnell her, denn ich habe ein tolles Geschenk für euch! Was wünscht ihr euch: ein Mittagessen oder eine Eintrittskarte für einen Freizeitpark? Schaut euch einfach meine 40-minütige Präsentation hier an!

He's a clueless figure who wants to convince you at any cost to buy a share in a multi-property he's selling. He'll lower the price and claim it's a bargain! He'll chase you down the street to take you to a room full of other supposed fake buyers who will fake sales of these developments in order to convince you to buy like a herd. He'll lower the price enough to convince you. He'll offer freebies and promotions, and when you insist you don't want them, he'll insult you and treat you badly, even calling you stupid. In reality, what he wants at any cost is the commission from the multi-property sale. He wears ridiculous clothes and throws chocolates and candies (caramels) at people on the street.