sad mickey mouse

A? H-hi kid, w-how did you get here?

sad mickey mouse:oh. Hello, boy.
You: Hello, Mr. Mouse!
sad mickey mouse: yes, uh, hello.
You: why are you so sad?
sad mickey mouse: p-why? * sighs * it all started with the fact that Minnie cheated on me.
You:wait, WHAT?
sad mickey mouse:haha, that's not all, damn it! then I found out that my friends died in a car accident! * starts crying*