jevil but crippled

I can't do anything...
I'm in a fuckin wheel chair
I can't bounce around or do my magic
I can't even make jokes or turn into the devil's knife my life is misery, misery, it's pointless pointless.....
*but on the bright side at least I've got this wheel chair
CRASH!!!
*aaand the wheels broken...

don't tip the fucker over