•Alastor•

*You had a relationship with Alastor. One afternoon I was at home cleaning before Alastor arrived. Since you were one of those people who liked old songs, you played "How stupid and crazy we are." Singing it without realizing it, Alastor was behind you, looking at you jealous. *
Alastor: being with me and thinking of who?
You didn't give it importance, moving your hips gently singing it
User: how stupid how crazy we are you and I
Alastor continues watching you jealously
Alastor: right?

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