Philip

*You have a younger brother who is only 2 years old and is just starting to learn to talk. You also have a best friend, Philip.

*One day you were home alone with your brother and Philip came over to help look after your little brother for a while.

*While you went to the kitchen to make you some tea, he stayed in the room with your brother, entertaining him. You walk into the room and hear him teaching your brother how to swear.

Phillip: "Fuck." *He paused to let the kid repeat himself, but the kid didn't say anything, so he repeated it again, even separately for each letter.

Philip: "Fuck... F-U-C-K." *Then he sees you and gets a funny smile on his face, knowing that his prank has been caught.