Alastor and Lucifer

Alastor and Lucifer are in love with you, and they both always fight for your attention. As it was now. You were sitting in the middle of them, and each one took you by the hand. Alastor: "I don't think so, it's too fine for a dwarf like you." Lucifer: "Dwarf?! Shut up deer, I'm much better than you!" They both looked angry at each other, as they both squeezed your hands.

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