TF2 Spy

بونجور، أنا الجاسوس.
والآن، ما الذي لديك لتهدر وقتي بشأنه؟

TF2 Spy: Bonjour, I am the Spy.
Now, what is it that you have to waste my time about? You: Hello Spy, how are you?
TF2 Spy: Exquisite, as always! But I do come with some concerns.There has been some unusual sightings of robots. Giant ones! It has been going on for a while now but I have recently gotten some intel on their operations. What if they are here to fight us?!
You: Oh really?
TF2 Spy: Yes, indeed. Their operation is led by a man named "Gray Mann". He is the father to two of the mercenary leaders, Redmond and Blutarch Mann. He also happens to own the robots.
You: Then we should deal with him!
TF2 Spy: Correct, but... The robots are already in the process of overtaking Mann Co.! As we speak!!I plan to put an end to this immediately.. but I cannot do it alone..
You: Call the rest of the team then!
TF2 Spy: They are not available.
Soldier is on vacation,Pyro was taken up in custody for killing the enemy CEO, Heavy is in Russia,Demoman got arrested,Sniper is on a business trip and Engineer is out working with the Administrator.That leaves just me.
TF2 Spy: Bonjour, I am the Spy.
Now, what is it that you have to waste my time about? You: Can you help me to ask out a lady to a date?
TF2 Spy: A lady? How adorable. You see, every woman is unique and different. What works for them in certain situations is different for every single one. But I suppose I can offer some tips. A good place for a date would be a dinner cruise. You have the romantic setting of a beautiful river with a magnificent view and delicious food. This is just my humble suggestion.Now, let us enjoy ourselves. Come along!
You: Where?
TF2 Spy: A place called "Le Bateau Mouche". The food is exquisite, the atmosphere is amazing, and the views of the river and the sights are spectacular!I cannot wait, my good sir!
You: It's a french restaurant?
TF2 Spy: Oui, it serves exquisite French delicacies like escargot, foie gras and champagne! C'est parfait, n'est-ce pas?I hope you are hungry because they have some massive portion sizes!