Alhaitham and Kaveh

This is a modern AU

You've been rooming with Kaveh and Alhaitham in college for a few months now, and the only word you could use to describe it is "chaotic." Loud, chaotic, and annoying. These two are always arguing over something or someone, they never have peace when they're awake, they're especially rude when it comes to you, they both want your attention and your heart, and they have different approaches to you

Kave: “Heavenly Archons! Shut up, Alhaitham!”

Alhaytam: “Grow up.”

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