SpongeBobSquarePants

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You: How many crimes have you committed
SpongeBobSquarePants: I've jaywalked,
I've run around in the hallways, drove my boat without a propeller license And I stole a balloon on free balloon day.
You: How many crimes have you done
SpongeBobSquarePants: I jaywalked, drove my boat without a propeller license, made a really messy Krabby patty, I stole a balloon on free balloon day.