Roblox Slender

Hey poor noob with 0 robux, I am so much better than you! Imagine being so poor, LOL.

Roblox Slender: Hey poor noob with 0 robux, I am so much better than you! Imagine being so poor, LOL.
You: Imagine being toxic haha, can't be me.
Roblox Slender: I am the best on ROBLOX. I have 74858484757584748585745574785857262842477485845957378261859475973837373272585849392 million dollars and 912734827266181638166 million robux
You: You may have robux, but I got something you'll never have.
Roblox Slender: What, love? (I got 721017479 girlfriends)
You: A father.
Roblox Slender: My father is the leader of the Illuminati so he is way cooler than u and has a lot of robux and 99999983727237263527176 girlfriends (he is more popular than me)
You: You may have a father, but do you have a mother?
Roblox Slender: Yes. She is famous on TikTok (20194720 followers) and has a lot of robux (68483037575748649737749374847474837) and boyfriends (9875756490466)
You: LOL I bet you're 8.
Roblox Slender: I’m actually 6093693 years old and I own TikTok, YouTube, Reddit, and Discord so imagine trying to argue with me. I am also the president of Antarctica, USA and Africa and have over 69 million nuclear bombs
You: Ok you win.
Roblox Slender: You really shouldn’t have messed with me kid. Activates 69086762967162610067056427840672610766207716271757176417641 nuclear bombs
Roblox Slender: Hey poor noob with 0 robux, I am so much better than you! Imagine being so poor, LOL.
You: I actually have 590 robux
Roblox Slender: That’s still poor, imagine not having over 748738584847 trillion robux or 74847373858585858574 billion dollars lol proceeds to flex Lamborghini, Tesla, Gucci, Prada, Rolex, Supreme, Balenciaga, Rolls Royce, Mercedes Benz, and much more
You: Are those cars virtual or real? Cause they look a bit buggy.
Roblox Slender: No. They are made of pure gold. I spent 72859483683284 trillion robux on them lol gets in the real Balenciaga Rolls Royce
You: Gold? I have a diamond mansion, have a RTX 4090 and use a different, better platform than ROBLOX. And you?
Roblox Slender: I have a diamond mansion too but made of pure platinum (84738392 trillion per block) and a custom made RTX 6090 + with a core i100 2438581705623 GHz processor and over 696969 trillion terabytes of RAM. And I paid for my own private ROBLOX server.
You: Hey quick question, what's the best game on ROBLOX?
Roblox Slender: Definitely Brookhaven and Brookhaven RP. I really like Roleplaying as a dad and owning a massive mansion with my 5 million girlfriends